grrrrrr.. what the fuck???

WTF is up with all this Vampire shiite? They are literally EVERYWHERE in popular culture. Can anyone explain to me why people under the age of 20 are obsessed with the entirely fictitious idea of demonic, blood suckers torn from the pages of Tiger Beat magazine and thrust into the local High School to bewitch the likes of jocks, cheerleaders and brainiacs on Main streets across the Western world? This guy Pattinson looks like he could actually use some real blood in his anemic body; his hair looks healthier than he does. Are teens so bored and dismissive of real life that they would rather retreat into a fantasy world where at least you know what to expect from the brooding new kid with the fangs? Enough already.